Tuesday 25 January 2011

Teacher

If I cooked hot lunch for my teacher, (A)
I would start out with rattlesnake stew. (B)
Then I’d serve her a centipede salad (C)
And a tall glass of milk mixed with glue (B)
Next, a seaweed and jellyfish sandwich (D)
For dessert, an a-chooberry pie. (E)
When my teacher finds out what she’s eaten, (F)
I hope the old bat doesn’t die. (E)

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