The granny on a tractor
my granny stole a tractor
she sped off with us all chasing after.
we shouted STOP but she laughed and shouted FASTER
she headed to the shop to buy some pasta
a farmer rang the police and said a "Granny nicked my tractor so you better chase after her".
the police gave chase Granny thought it was a race but the police won the race and now Grannys facing a court case with a very long face.
This poem is brilliant and must made me laugh loudly at my computer - thank you for cheering up a boring morning at work :o)
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ReplyDeletelove the poem, and I know it's going to be a favourite of my little boy as well!
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